Captain Perrynickle: The Frozen Pirate
Lost Treasure of the Pyramids (OUT NOW)
August 6, 2021
Argh you schnarbuckle of a barnacle
G rab your pirates hat and set the sails as the superfantastical tale of the greatest and most famous pirate you have never heard of begins.
When an iceberg the size of a large city breaks off from within the Arctic Circle headed on a collision course for the East Coast of America all panic sets in. After an armada of war ships, sent by the President, fails at destroying it who in the world can anyone turn to and save them?
Only a 300 year old frozen pirate, that’s who!
As engineers struggle to break up the iceberg they discover a frozen pirate ship, complete with captain and his cabin boy buried deep inside, what’s more they are still alive! Now the race is on as Perrynickle must help divert disaster but with an evil professor and his disabled, one-eyed chihuahua out to get Perrynickle by kidnapping his cabin boy how will the pirate be able to save the day?
This is the HILARIOUS story of how the world got to hear about the Superfantastical Captain Perrynickle, and how this pirate is brought back to life to save the day. Prepare to be taken on a fast paced adventure and learn his true history and how he came to be.
A tale that will have you laughing-out-loud all the way through.
Extract
M
ary was about to head for the other cabin to ask the men when she heard a noise. She spun round and found herself face to face with the pirate himself.
“AAARRRGHHHHH!” screamed Mary.
“AAARRRGHHHHH!” screamed the pirate.
“AAARRRHHHHHHHH!” screamed Mary even louder.
“AAARRRRGGHHHHHHHH!” screamed the pirate as loud as he could.
Mary stopped screaming. “WAIT, STOP, you’re ALIVE!” she exclaimed.
“AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!” continued screaming the pirate.
“Stop screaming!” demanded Mary, now getting annoyed.
“AAAARRRrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,” screamed the pirate quietening down.
